Today I will work on My new country song Since it has seven verses It is way too long I aim to write short But I usually flop When I start writing songs I just cannot stop I will not leave out Verse one and verse two First verse was so funny The second one too
I would like to write here A very good hook They told me to do so In the songwriter’s book
Verse three had some good jokes Almost all in good taste To skip such a verse Would be quite a waste Maybe I could take out My verse number four But it is so unlike All I’ve written before Then comes verse five It is so full of love I wrote it with help From the angels above
A good country chorus Would I like to write now But I do have a problem I do not know how
I think that verse six It will have to stay It dealt with my wife Who is now turning gay My verse number seven Is the best of them all Whenever I sing it We all have a ball So my efforts tonight Have all been in vain To throw out good verses Would have left me in pain
Since I never did write Verse eight and verse nine I can end my song here With this twenty-fourth line
