Hoof and mouth disease has ravaged Milking cows have passed away Flocks of sheep who were infected Lost their lives here yesterday On this little cozy farmstead Seven miles from Santa Fe Mommy's heart is filled with sorrow 'Cause their only son is gay Poor old dad is sad and lonely Not too happy with his fate He is longing for a grandchild Will his son not find a mate ? Suddenly the peace is broken One can hear an unknown sound Could it be their wayward first born Who at last is homeward bound ? Could it be some evil forces Who will burn all churches down ? Or some hoodlums selling moonshine On their way to nearest town ? Yes the young man is returning With a very pregnant wife He has parted from his old ways And is starting a new life Mom and dad are very happy God has changed their precious son - Hallelujah ! He will walk the strait and narrow All his gay desires are gone
If you travel to the South Pole Or where ever you may roam Don't forget your mom and daddy Or your childhood's precious home
